New Year must haves!

 

1. Mila Kunis- as JACKIE

2. A Watch- I never know what time it is

3. A sexy boy- this one especially

4. Perfume- I'm sure everyone is tired of me smelling like Juicy, but my bottle is 3.2 oz...

5. A beach- or at least a solarium

6. Flowery bikini- because it's so darn pretty

7. A New Gym Membership- Ok, so I am a pretty faithful LA Fitness goer, but yesterday the lady at the front desk was such a bitch! I wanted to bring a friend from 'out of town' and when I told her that the guy I signed up with told me I could bring friends from out of town, she replied, "That sucks," and made us pay a $15 guest fee. Plus Crunch looks awesome, and they don't judge!

However, my spinning instructor yesterday was blasting Talking Heads and Tears for Fears. What a legend!

She said what!?!

 

I love this comic I made a few weeks ago, but a lot of people have trouble understanding it!

I guess I figured people would assume I was making fun of Al Gore because of the '<3 our convenient savior' sign, or at least they would realize that I was making fun of Steve Jobs because of the turtle neck! A turtle neck... Steve Jobs...duh!

Salad forks serve no purpose! Gah!